The Hall Of The Slain
You're a dainty man to please.
16 clumsy and shy.
I don't know, I made this sideblog to write. It probably won't be updated all too regularly because I am extremely lazy, but there you have it. I don't expect anyone to stumble across this, but don't be afraid to say hello if you do. In fact I'd love that. I like eating nice food, watching Sherlock, listening to The Smiths and visiting forests.
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  • Angry: (*≧m≦*) (,,#゚Д゚) ヽ(o`皿′o)ノ ヽ(≧Д≦)ノ (>д<) (;≧皿≦) [○・`Д´・○] ヽ(#`Д´)ノ Σ(-`Д´-ノ;)ノ (/゚Д゚)/ (¬д¬。) ヽ(#`Д´)ノ (¬、¬) (;¬_¬) (;¬_¬) (;¬д¬) (≧σ≦) o(-`д´- 。) ヽ(●-`Д´-)ノ (* ̄m ̄) (´Д`) (; ̄Д ̄) (¬_¬)ノ (#`д´)ノ (」゜ロ゜)」 Σ(▼□▼メ) (━┳━ _ ━┳━) (┳◇┳) {{|└(>o< )┘|}} \(@O@)/ (≧▼≦;) \(〇O〇)/ s(・`ヘ´・;)ゞ (▼へ▼メ) \(`O´θ/ θ\(;¬_¬) ヽ(`⌒´メ)ノ 凸(-0-メ) 凸(`△´+) 凸(`0´)凸 凸(`⌒´メ)凸 \(`0´)/ -`д´- (>人<) щ(ಠ益ಠщ) (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ щ(ಥДಥщ) o(≧o≦)o (⋋▂⋌) (◣_◢) ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ( ಠ ಠ ) (¬▂¬) (¬_¬) ಥ⌣ಥ ಠ_ಠ
  • Apologizing: m(_ _)m m(._.)m m(._.)m (ノ´д`) (シ_ _)シ o;(_ _)o; <(。_。)> m(_ _;;m m(¬0¬)m
  • Bear: ( ̄(エ) ̄) (。・ω・。) (●`・(エ)・´●) (*ノ・ω・) 川´・ω・`川 ( (ミ´ω`ミ)) ヾ(T(エ)Tヽ) \(・`(ェ)・)/ ⊂(ο・㉨・ο)⊃ (^(エ)^) (^(I)^) ( ̄(エ) ̄)ノ ⊂( ̄(工) ̄)⊃ ⊂(^(工)^)⊃ ⊂(・(ェ)・)⊃ (* ̄(エ) ̄*) ヾ(´(エ)`ノ゙ (/(エ)\) ⊂( ̄(エ) ̄)⊃ “(`(エ)´)ノ (`(エ)´)ノ (ó㉨ò) (♥ó㉨ò)ノ♡ (/-(エ)-\) (´(エ)`) ヽ( ̄(エ) ̄)ノ (/ ̄(エ) ̄)/ ⊂(◎(工)◎)⊃ (● ̄(エ) ̄●) 《/( ̄(エ) ̄)ゞ》 (✪㉨✪) Ψ( ̄(エ) ̄)Ψ ┏((= ̄(エ) ̄=))┛ ・㉨・
  • Cat: (=^・ェ・^=) (=^‥^=) (=^・^=) V(=^・ω・^=)v (=`ω´=) o(^・x・^)o \(=^‥^)/’` ( =①ω①=) d(=^・ω・^=)b (=TェT=) (=;ェ;=) ヽ(=^・ω・^=)丿 (=^・ω・^)y= (^-人-^) ヽ(^‥^=ゞ) (^・ω・^ ) (=^-ω-^=) b(=^‥^=)o (.=^・ェ・^=) (=´∇`=) ヾ(=゚・゚=)ノ ~(=^‥^)ノ ~(=^‥^)/ (=xェx=) (=;ェ;=) (=`ェ´=) (^・o・^)ノ” (^._.^)ノ └(=^‥^=)┐ =’①。①’= o;(*ΦωΦ*)>
  • Confused: ´・_・`) (◎_◎;) (`_´)ゞ (◎-◎;) (・_・ヾ ( ̄(エ) ̄)ゞ (-_-)ゞ゛ (‘◇’)? ヽ(゜Q。)ノ? (´`;) ? 【・ヘ・?】 【・_・?】 ( ・◇・) (゜-゜) ( ?´_ゝ`) o(´^`)o (´−`) ンー (•ิ_•ิ)? 「(°ヘ°) (。ヘ°) ヽ(゜Q。)ノ? (´`;) ? 〈(゜。゜) (゜。゜) く(^_・)ゝ (^~^;)ゞ ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ (⊙_◎) ಠ_ರೃ
  • Dancing: ヘ(^_^ヘ) (ノ^_^)ノ o(^^o) (o^^)o (ノ´_ゝ`)ノ ヾ(^ ^ゞ (ノ‥)ノ ( ノ^ω^)ノ゚ ヾ(*´∇`)ノ ヾ(・ω・*)ノ (*ノ´□`)ノ 。(⌒∇⌒。) (。⌒∇⌒)。 〜( ̄▽ ̄〜) (〜 ̄▽ ̄)〜 〜(^∇^〜) (〜^∇^)〜 〜( ̄△ ̄〜) (〜 ̄△ ̄)〜 ┗(`ー´)┓ ┏(`ー´)┛ ┗(^0^)┓ ┏(^0^)┛ (ノ ̄ー ̄)ノ ヘ( ̄ー ̄ヘ) ヘ( ̄ω ̄ヘ) (ノ ̄ω ̄)ノ ヘ(^o^ヘ) (ノ^o^)ノ ヾ(-_- )ゞ ヾ(@^∇^@)ノ (ノ≧∀≦)ノ \(^ω^\) (ノ゚▽゚)ノ ヽ(゚ー゚*ヽ) ヽ(*゚ー゚*)ノ (ノ*゚ー゚)ノ ヽ(*´Д`*)ノ (o´・_・)っ ヾ(*д*)ノ゛ ヽ(°◇° )ノ ヽ( °◇°)ノ (ノ°ο°)ノ (ノ・o・)ノ ヾ(^^ゞ) ヾ(゚∀゚ゞ) ヽ(´ー`)ノ ヾ(*⌒ヮ⌒*)ゞ 〈( ^.^)ノ ┌(★o☆)┘ └(★o★)┐ ♪(┌・。・)┌
  • Dead: (x_x;) (*_*) (×_×;) (×_×# (#+_+) (+_+) ヾ(×× ) ツ (Ω_Ω) へ(>_<へ) (*0*;) (u_u) (✖╭╮✖) (º_º) ٩(×̯×)۶ (ñ_ñ) (o_-)
  • Surrender: \(--)/ \(-___________-;)/ /(;-_-) ~(o;_o;。)\ ((-_-)) (ー△ー;) (◎ー◎;) (/ _ ; ) (o_ _)o ヘ( ̄  ̄;ヘ) (;*´Д`)ノ (ノ_ _)ノ ヘ(_ _ヘ) (ノ ̄д ̄)ノ (;-_-)ノ o(-_-;*) ヘ(;´Д`ヘ) (;-_-)/ (oT-T)尸 ヘ(´o`)ヘ (一。一;;) (ノ#-_-)ノ (~~~) y-(~。~;) ( -。-)
  • Dog: o・ェ・oU ∪・ω・∪ U。・ェ・。U ▽・ω・▽ ▽・w・▽ U^皿^U v・。・V UTェTU (^・(I)・^) U・♀・U o(U・ω・)⊃ (^・x・^) (U・x・U) ▼o・ェ・o▼ U^ェ^U U ̄ー ̄U ┌U・ェ・U┘ └@(・ェ・)@┐ ヾ(●ω●)ノ (〓 ̄(∵エ∵) ̄〓)
  • Drinking: o口(・∀・ ) (。・・)_且 且_(゚◇゚;)ノ゙ ~旦_(^O^ ) ( ゜Д゜)⊃旦 ( ´・ω・`)_且~ ( ^-^)_旦”" (*^◇^)_旦 (*`▽´)_旦~~ ~(=^‥^)_旦~ (^-^)_日 ~~旦_(・o・;) ( -_-)旦~ (#´ー´)旦 且_(・_・ )
  • Evil: (・`ω´・) ψ(`∇´)ψ (`ー´) (。・`ω´・。) o(`ω´*)o | `Д´| (`ε´) (σ-`д・´) (`Д´*) (=`〜´=) (メ`ロ´)/ Ψ(`▽´)Ψ ^(#`∀´)_Ψ (*-`ω´- )人 (ц`ω´ц*) (`∀´)Ψ ψ(*`ー´)ψ Ψ(`◇´)Ψ “ψ(`∇´)ψ
  • Friends: ヽ(∀゜ )人( ゜∀)ノ (*・∀・)/\(・∀・*) \(^∀^)メ(^∀^)ノ \(★´−`)人(´▽`★)/ ( ^^)人(^^ ) (〃⌒▽⌒)八(〃⌒▽⌒〃)八(⌒▽⌒〃) ☆-(ノ゚Д゚)八(゚Д゚ )ノ ( 。・_・。)人(。・_・。 ) ヽ(*^ー^)人(^ー^*)ノ ━(○´エ`)(´エ`●)━ (◎`・ω・´)人(´・ω・`*) 。*:★(´・ω・人・ω・`)。:゜★。 (*´∀`*人*´∀`*) (^▽^)/\(^▽^) (*^ω^)人(^ω^*) ヽ(○´∀)乂(*´∀`*)乂(∀`●) \(^∀^)メ(^∀^)ノ ヽ(´Д`)人(´Д`)人(´Д`)ノ〜♪ (((*°▽°*)八(*°▽°*)))♪ ♡(*´∀`*)人(*´∀`*)♡ (〃 ̄д ̄)八(  ̄д ̄ )八( ̄д ̄〃) ヽ(^▽^)人(^▽^)人(^▽^)ノ (((@°▽°@)八(@°▽°@))) (・_・”)/\(・_・”) (○`ε´○)/\(○`ε´○) ヘ( ^o^)ノ\(^_^ ) (/^-^(^ ^*)/ ( 。・_・。)人(。・_・。 ) (・_・)〆\(T_T) (^^)-(^^)-(^^)-(^^)-(^^) ヽ(´Д`)人(´Д`)人(´Д`)ノ ヾ( ̄ー ̄)X(^∇^)ゞ ♪ヽ( ⌒o⌒)人(⌒-⌒ )v ♪ (*^o^)人(^o^*) \( ^o)( ^ 0 ^ )(o^ )/ ヽ( ^^)人(^^ )ノ (・_・”)/\(・_・”) └(^o^ )X( ^o^)┘ (^○^)オ(^▽^)ハ(^0^)ツ~ ( ⌒o⌒)人(⌒-⌒ )v (°◇°人°◇°)
  • Greetings/Goodbyes: ヾ(^∇^) (^-^*)/ ( ゚▽゚)/ ( ^_^)/ (^o^)/ (^ _ ^)/ ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ (ノ´∀`*)ノ ヾ(´・ω・`) ☆ミ(o*・ω・)ノ \(^▽^*) (*^▽^)/ ( ̄▽ ̄)ノ ヾ(-_-;) ヾ( ‘ – ‘*) ヾ(@⌒ー⌒@)ノ ~ヾ ^∇^ ~ヾ(^∇^) \( ̄O ̄) (。・ω・)ノ゙ (*^・ェ・)ノ ( ̄∠  ̄ )ノ (* ̄O ̄)ノ ヾ(。´・_●・`。)☆ (/・0・) (ノ^∇^) (,, ・∀・)ノ゛ (。・д・)ノ゙ \(°o°;) (。´∀`)ノ (o´ω`o)ノ ( ・ω・)ノ (。^_・)ノ ( ・_・)ノ \(-o- ) (。-ω-)ノ \(-_- ) \( ・_・) ヾ(´¬`)ノ ヾ(☆▽☆) (^ Q ^)/゛ ~(^◇^)/ ヘ(‘◇’、)/ ヘ(°◇、°)ノ ヘ(°¬°)ノ ヘ(゜Д、゜)ノ ( ゜ρ゜)ノ ー( ´ ▽ ` )ノ ヽ(๏∀๏ )ノ
  • Happy: (●´∀`●) (`・ω・´)” ヽ(;▽;)ノ ヽ(;▽;)ノ (*´・v・) (((o(*゚▽゚*)o))) ☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆ (⌒▽⌒)☆ ⊂((・▽・))⊃ (≧∇≦)/ (´∇ノ`*)ノ (・◇・) ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ (^_^) ( ̄ー ̄) (*^▽^*) (^▽^) (’-’*) ∩( ・ω・)∩ (*≧▽≦) \(^ ^)/ O(≧∇≦)O ( ´∀`) (^~^) \(@ ̄∇ ̄@)/ (☆^O^☆) (★^O^★) (☆^ー^☆) (´ω`★) \(T∇T)/ ヽ(*≧ω≦)ノ *(*´∀`*)☆ O(≧▽≦)O ヽ(*⌒∇⌒*)ノ d=(´▽`)=b \(*T▽T*)/ ヽ(‘ ∇‘ )ノ (*^ワ^*) ヽ(^Д^)ノ (´∀`) (°◇°;) (゜▽゜;) (/^▽^)/ (ノ´ー`)ノ ヽ(´ー`)ノ ( ^∇^) \( `.∀´)/ (●⌒∇⌒●) o(≧∇≦o) ヽ(`◇´)/ ヽ(*・ω・)ノ (^ω^) 。◕‿◕。 ⊙ω⊙ ⊙△⊙ ⊙▽⊙ o (◡‿◡✿) (◕‿◕✿) (∩_∩) 。◕‿◕。 (•ิ_•ิ) (/•ิ_•ิ)/ (ΦωΦ) (*^^*) (-^〇^-) (ノ*゜▽゜*) ヾ(´▽`;)ゝ (゜▼゜*) ( ̄个 ̄) \(^▽^@)ノ (“⌒∇⌒”) へ(゜∇、°)へ (-^〇^-) (>y<) ヽ(^。^)丿 (ヘ。ヘ) (^v^) ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ ヾ(@°▽°@)ノ ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ ヾ(@^∇^@)ノ o((*^▽^*))o ヾ(@゜∇゜@)ノ ヾ(@゜▽゜@)ノ (@´_`@) ヾ(@† ▽ †@)ノ (ノ>▽<。)ノ \(@;◇;@)/ \(☆o◎)/ (((\(@v@)/))) (°◇°;) (゜▽゜;) (o;TωT)o ヽ(;^o^ヽ) (⌒▽⌒ゞ “ヽ(´▽`)ノ” (((o(*゚▽゚*)o))) ヾ(@⌒ー⌒@)ノ Ψ(´▽`)Ψ (v^_^)v (ી(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵))♥ (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) ლ(╹◡╹ლ) (◑‿◐) ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) (*~▽~) (∩▂∩) (¬‿¬) (n˘v˘•)¬
  • Hiding: |・ω・`) ヘ(・_| |−・;) |ω・) |_・)
  • In Love: (´∀`)♥ (‘∀’●)♥ (*´▽`*♥ (*°∀°)=3 (´ω`♥%♥ ヽ(愛´∀`愛)ノ ♡ (●´∀`)ノ♡ ♡^▽^♡ (。-_-。 )人( 。-_-。) (●♡∀♡) (_´ω`) (´ ▽`).。o♡ (o⌒.⌒o) (人´∀`*) (〃・・〃) ♥(ノ´∀`) (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) (。’▽’。)♡ (●´□`)♡ (。♥‿♥。) (✿ ♥‿♥) ♥╣[-_-]╠♥
  • Kissing: (´ε` )♡ ~(^з^)-☆ |°з°| (_ε_) (‘ε’) |( ̄3 ̄)| ( ̄ε ̄@) (*^3^) (´ε`*) (○´3`)ノ (☆´3`) (* ̄з ̄) (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ (○゜ε^○) (TεT) (-ε- ) (@ーεー@) (*^3^)/~☆ ლ(|||⌒εー|||)ლ (╯3╰) (ΘεΘ;)
  • Laughing: (・∀・) ( ´∀`) (⌒▽⌒) (^v^) (*≧▽≦)ノシ)) (●´艸`) (*´艸`*) (。 >艸<) (*≧艸≦) (*・艸・)
  • Whatever: ヽ(´ー`)┌ ┗┐ヽ(′Д、`*)ノ┌┛ ヽ( ´¬`)ノ ┗┃・ ■ ・┃┛ ヾ(´A`)ノ゚ ヽ(・_・;)ノ ヽ(  ̄д ̄;)ノ \(〇_o)/ ヽ(。_°)ノ \(;´□`)/ ヾ(*´ー`)ノ ヽ(‘ー`)ノ ヽ(ー_ー )ノ ヽ(´~`;) ┐(‘~`;)┌ ヽ(*ω。)ノ (;´・`)> (^~^) ╮(─▽─)╭ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶
  • Monkey: @(o・ェ・)@ └@(・ェ・)@┐ @(。・o・)@ @(o・ェ・o)@ @(/o・ェ・o)@/ @(*^ェ^)@
  • Mustache: (´┏o┓`) ミ(´┏ω┓`)/ (´┏・┓`) ( ̄┏Д┓ ̄°*) ( ̄┏Д┓ ̄ ) (  ̄┏_┓ ̄) (ノ≧┏Д┓≦)ノ ( ̄┏∞┓ ̄)
  • Pain: ☆⌒(>。≪) ☆ ̄(>。☆) ~(>_<~) ヘ(>_<ヘ) (。_+)\ (xLx)ヾ /(*ι*)ヾ (ノ>ノ) /(x~x)\ ◎☆(♯××)┘ ヘ(。□°)ヘ
  • Pig: ( ´(00)`) ヾ(;゚(OO)゚)ノ ヽ(*’(OO)’)ノ ( ̄(oo) ̄)ノ (○`(●●)´○)ノ (*’(OO)’*) ( ´(00)`) (;゚(OO)゚) (*´(00)`)’ ヽ(*’(OO)’)ノ゚ q( ̄(oo) ̄)p 。゚(゚´(00)`゚)゚。 ( ̄(∞) ̄) ( ̄(▽▽) ̄) (=`(∞)´=)
  • Sad/Crying: ( ; ; ) (T_T) ( TДT) (ToT) (T▽T) (‘A`) (;_・)(T_T) ((T.T; ) (; T.T)) (;へ:) (ノД`)・゜・。 ・(/Д`)・ (´_`。) (´Д`。) (´A`。) (´∩`。) 。:゚(。ノω\。)゚・。 (┳Д┳) (´;д;`) (*´;ェ;`*) 。・゚゚・(>д<)・゚゚・。 (。┰ω┰。) (゜´Д`゜) (iДi) (´;ω;`) 。゚(゚ノД`゚)゚。 ヽ(´□`。)ノ (゚´Д`゚)゚ {{p´Д`q}} ヽ(●゚´Д`゚●)ノ゚ ( p_q) .・゜゜・(/。\)・゜゜・. (个_个) ((´д`)) ( ≧Д≦) 。゜(`Д´)゜。 (。┰ω┰。) p(´⌒`。q) (/□\*)・゜ ((o(;△;)o)) (; ̄д ̄) (ㄒoㄒ) ⊙︿⊙ o(╥﹏╥)o o(;△;)o (;*△*;) (´╥﹏╥ (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥`) (∩︵∩) (╯︵╰,) (╥_╥) (╯︵╰,)
  • Scared: (ノдヽ) ヽ(゚Д゚)ノ (/。\) (/_\) (/.\)
  • Surprised: ( ꒪Д꒪)ノ (((( ;°Д°)))) ((((;゜Д゜))) (゜◇゜) ( ̄□ ̄;) ∑(O_O;) \(>o<)ノ ━Σ(゚Д゚|||)━ Σ(゜ロ゜;) Σ(゜゜) (*゚ロ゚) (」゜ロ゜)」 щ(゜ロ゜щ) (ノ゚0゚)ノ~ ⊙▂⊙ ⊙0⊙ w(°o°)w L(・o・)」 (○o○) (・□・;) ((((;゜Д゜)))
  • Embarrassed: (^_^;) (^^ゞ (^^;) (#^.^#) (‘-’*) (*^^*) (@´_`@) (⌒_⌒;) (#`ε´#ゞ (*/∇\*) (〃 ̄ω ̄〃ゞ (*´ェ`*) (*´∀`*) (*´_ゝ`) (*´∀`*) (/ω\) (*ノ▽ノ) (*ノωノ) (/。\) (。-_-。) (#/。\#) (╯_╰) (╯ಊ╰)
  • Singing: ヾ(´□`* )ノ (^O^☆♪ \(^o^)/ (´▽`)ノ♪ “ヽ(´▽`)ノ” ヽ(´▽`;)/♪ ヽ(´・`)ノ ヽ(○´∀`)ノ♪ ヾ(´ρ`)〃 ヾ(´〇`)ノ (´△`)♪ (ノ´▽`)ノ♪
  • Sleeping: Σ( ̄。 ̄ノ)ノ (-ェ-)。o (;´ρ`) (*´ο`*) ε-(´・`) \(o ̄∇ ̄o)/ \(´O`)/ [(--)]zzz (´~`) ヾ(。 ̄□ ̄)ツ ヾ( ̄0 ̄; )ノ ヾ(。 ̄□ ̄)ツ ヾ( ̄□ ̄;)ノ (。-ω-)zzz (-_-) zzz (∪。∪)。。。zzz (´〜`*) zzz ∑( ̄□ ̄) (o´Д`) ()´д`() (;≧皿≦) (´□`川) (⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ (ι´Д`)ノ (ᴗ˳ᴗ) _ノ乙(、ン、)_
  • Smug: ー( ̄~ ̄)ξ ((( ̄へ ̄井) (`へ´*)ノ ( ̄^ ̄) ( ̄へ ̄) ( ̄~ ̄;) ( ̄ェ ̄;) (-、-) ( ;`ヘ´) o(´^`)o ( ̄ω ̄;) (`^´)ノ <( ̄︶ ̄)>
  • Winking: (^_-) (-o⌒) (^_−) (^_-) (^_−)o(^_-) (^_・) ๏[-ิ_•ิ]๏ (○゜ε^○) (^_-)≡★ ☆~(ゝ。∂) \(^0^)/ (・ェ-)
  • Worried: (ーー;) ( ;´Д`) (; ̄ェ ̄) ヽ( ̄д ̄;)ノ ( ̄◇ ̄;) ヽ( ̄д ̄;)ノ (−_−;) (~_~;) ((*゜Д゜)ゞ” (・_-。 ) ⊙﹏⊙ ミ●ミ (-’๏_๏’-) (⊙…⊙ ) ( ´△`) (;° ロ°) ヽ(゜ロ゜;)ノ (°o°* +;(●´・д・`●);+
  • Etc: ☆彡 ★彡 ☆彡 ★彡 ☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆ `*:;,.★ ~☆・:.,;*
  • Forever Alone: 、ヽ`ヽ`、ヽ``、ヽ`、ヽ`ヽ`、、ヽ`ヽ`、ヽ``、ヽ`、ヽ`ヽ`、、ヽ`ヽ`、ヽ``、ヽ`、ヽ`ヽ`、、ヽ`ヽ`、ヽマッテェ(ノ;Д;)ノ `、、ヽ`☂ヽ`、ヽ``、ヽ`、ヽ`ヽ`、、ヽ`ヽ`、ヽ``、ヽ`、ヽ`ヽ`、、ヽ`ヽ`、ヽ``、ヽ`、ヽ`ヽ`、、ヽ、ヽ`ヽ`、ヽ``
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Sex is not a goddamn performance. Sex should feel as natural as drinking water. It should not require confidence.

Sex should happen, because the moment is ripe. Ripening lips, ripening labia, ripening cock, ripening pupils, ripening state of being. Ripe and augmented and brimming. Your energy goes to your pumping heart, then to every external nerve, then to theirs, on fire.

You bask, roll, play in it. You sigh, moan, laugh. It’s not about being “good in bed.” It’s about being happy.

One should never worry if they’re doing it “correctly.” Sex is not factual. I don’t want your cookie-cutter sex, I don’t want your meticulously crafted, calculated, fool-proof fuck. I don’t want a show. I want you. Let your instincts, urges and whims define that. It’s enough.

What do most girls like? Forget about it. Statistics are meaningless when there’s only one. Hello, here’s me. Here’s you. Don’t worry about taking it too slow. We got time. We got infinite rhythms, combinations, possibilities. Explore each fuck. Take our time. We can do a different one later.

Don’t worry about making me come. I’m here. Right where I want to be. I am overwhelmed by wanting; you don’t have to convince me. I want you because I like you. So don’t put on a front. Don’t taint this.

I’m frustrated—it’s just authenticity I want. It’s originality. It’s passion. It’s joy. Don’t say that something I like is ugly. Don’t compare yourself to the rest. You will live and die with and within your experiences like everyone else. If someone thinks you are amazing, they are not wrong. Their universe is as real as any other; it is forged through perception.

I don’t care if you accidentally slammed my head into the wall, if you slipped out, if my arm cracked, if the delightful pressure of your wet lips on my anything made a silly sound. There is no right way and no wrong way.

“Good in bed,” what. You’re good in my bed. I’m pleased you’re there. I feel it suits you. Shove your technique. Let your memory swallow it. Fuck me like you’d fuck me, fuck me like you feel. This isn’t a test.

— (via ariellavolpe)

(Source: nikolaiolivier)

songofages:

pandora-heartbreak:

scarfshipping:

yours-truly-calliope:

This is a useful resource…

i’ll be the most creative murderer the world has ever seen

whoa there scarfshipping

I think Hannibal beat you to it.

Neurolove.me: The 8 most bizarre personality disorders

onlinecounsellingcollege:

Millions of people across the world are diagnosed as suffering from mental illness. And though most of those are disorders are common and well-known (such as depression, anxiety and phobias) there are also some unusual and bizarre disorders. For example:

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watchtheskytonight:

puzzlegirlsandpoprocks:

fitify:

fitify:

basically, anyone reading this knows that tumblr + studying = difficult. we’re all procrastinators. so i thought i’d share my favorite ways to crack down, not suck, and make it through finals week. you’ll need
this or this. it’ll whip your ass into gear. you name a list of websites that distract you, set a timer, and bam. no more hour long study breaks. the best - or worst - part is, it can’t be undone by the application, by deleting the application, or by restarting the computer. you just gotta wait, and if you’re going to wait, you may as well study.
goals. when you sit down to study, write down everything you’re going to do. then do it. aimlessly staring at your books won’t do shit.
something to listen to. i suggest movie scores, song covers by the vitamin string quartet, or white noise.
a queue. if you’re really obsessed with keeping your blog up to date, set aside some time, fatten up your queue, and let your blog run itself for a few days.
breaks. during your breaks, dance, run around, work out, go for a walk, talk to your friends, call your mom. going back on the internet is an easy way to get out of the mood, so i wouldn’t suggest it.
tea and coffee - if not for the caffeine, then for the feeling of cozying up with your text books and feeling studious. 
a place to study. it doesn’t matter if it’s in a coffee house, a library, or your kitchen table. as long as your bed’s not in sight and tempting you into a nap, you’re good.
that’s all i’ve got. i’d try to think of more, but that, my friends, would be procrastinating. off to study.

bringing this back because IT’S THAT TIME AGAIN

I’m using this all year had to find it 

I’M SAVING THIS FOR LATER

Stay: Soon

young-and-yawning:

I often find myself
curled against an armrest, or
leaning against the wall
with my head sitting on imaginary shoulders
and imaginary arms
wrapped around my waist.

I catch my mind
conjuring images of a
faceless boy who loves me
so fiercely that I believe he’s real.

I play with my…

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villenoire:

serialkiller-obsessed:

Last Words
Ted Bundy - “I’d like you to give my love to my family and friends.”
Aileen Wuornos - “I’d just like to say I’m sailing with the rock, and I’ll be back like Independence Day, with Jesus June 6. Like the movie, big mother ship and all, I’ll be back.”
John Wayne Gacy -“Kiss my ass.”
Carl Panzram - “Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you’re fooling around!”
Jeffrey Dahmer - “I don’t care if I live or die. Go ahead and kill me.”
Peter Kurten - “Tell me, after my head has been chopped off, will I still be able to hear, at least for a moment, the sound of my own blood gushing from the stump of my neck? That would be a pleasure to end all pleasures.” 
James French - “Hey fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French fries’!”
 Sean Flannagan - “I love you.” (spoken to the executioner)
Robert Drew - “Remember, the death penalty is murder.”
Tom Ketchum -  “I’ll be in hell before you start breakfast, boys. Let her rip!”

This is my new favorite post.

sassy serial killers

French fries omfg